- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Pineapple.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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