- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Me

Face...tastes like chicken!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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