Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Irish sobriety

I am dyslexic

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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