- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What? Why?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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