What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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