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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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