Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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ugvvvvvv

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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