A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what is orange? an orange

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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