How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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69.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Women's Rights..

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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