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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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