- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How come grilled cheese?

This sentance contains three errers

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

hextech crafting too opieop

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

AIDS

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Manchester City

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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