- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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