whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Rush Limbaugh

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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