- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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