- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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