Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I like your hair

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A child walks into a classroom.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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