Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock, Knock Who's There

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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