What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's blue? The sky.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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