what is red white and blue? the french flag

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Tilt your screen back

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Anti Joke

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