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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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