Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what are three short words? i a am

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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