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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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