why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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