- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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