- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

sorry got to poo

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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