- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what do you call a black chef glendon

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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