Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I named my son ps2 controller

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

a man walked into a bar....

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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