Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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