- Anti Joke

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.