A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Laugh

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How's the weather? Good.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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