- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

which one is easiest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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