- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

My love life

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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