- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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