I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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