Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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