What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who is John Galt?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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