Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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i killed my family

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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