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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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