An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Donald Trump.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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