- Anti Joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.