- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

360 NO SCOPE

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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