- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

That's illegal What? Your mom

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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