jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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