Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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