What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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You have friends

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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your social life.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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