Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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