What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Derp

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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sharks

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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where is the world?

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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ur gay

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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