What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Who invented apple? God

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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