Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Women's rights

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

the redsox

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

PICKLES

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

I regret everything.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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