- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Who invented apple? God

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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